RH3 #1022 The 100% Foot Bash (Urbane Edition)

BASH: noun
Definition of bash 
1 : a forceful blow
2 : a festive social gathering : PARTY

Well, with this trail being 100% Foot owned, one of those definitions might not be far off. It's time for the first Bash (Bike Hash) of the year. I'm being told by the hare this will be an all "Urbane" trail, so I assume road bikes are acceptable along with MTB/Hybrid/Gravel. So bring your hash cash, two-wheeled device of choice, and a well trained liver to City Park on Monday June 10th. ON ON

What: RH3 #1022 The 100% Foot Bash (Urbane Edition)

When: Monday June 10th @ 615 PM

Where: CIty Park parking lot above the basketball courts (same lot that we always start from in City Park) 

Who: Foot Fairy (Live)

Pre: It's 100% Foot so I'd assume Liberty?

RH3 #1021 The Kegs and Eggs Hash

Ok Reading, we've had some curveballs with this trail so there's some questions yet to be answered before you get all of the deats... BUT, here's what we've got so far, and it's what's most important. 

There'll be a trail.

There'll be kegs.

There'll be eggs.

And it all starts some time before noon on Saturday May 25th somewhere in the city on the North side. Hash cash will probably be somewhere between $5 and $10 depending how good we want to treat you fuckers. If you have any questions... direct them all to Foot, he's always got the best answers.

Stay tuned biotches!!

RH3 #1020 The Medicare Hash

The year was 1954. President Dwight Eisenhower had just announced the detonation of the first hydrogen bomb, the Giants swept the Indians in the World Series, and "On the Waterfront" won the Academy Award for Best Picture. A loaf of Bread was 17 cents, a stamp was 3 cents, and gasoline was 21 cents a gallon. Most importantly, three of the Reading Hash's finest hounds were born that year: Swamp Thing, Stupid Brother, and Bad Semen.

To honor these three intrepid 65 year olds (before they move on to their final retirement), the Reading Hash is proud to present the Medicare Hash. 

When: Monday May 20th

Where: Wyomissing Soccer Fields Lot (behind Wawa, across from Gallen Ins in Shillington)

When: Circle at 6PM, hounds off at 615PM.... 615 PM!! Remember, these guys have one foot in the grave so we can't keep them waiting

Hash Cash: $5, plus you will need exactly $2 in cash on you during the run (not a $5 bill or $10 bill... $2 in ones)

Prelube: Flannigans

White socks, plaid nut hugger shorts, and Worlds Best Grandpa tshirts are optional.