Monday, September 24, 2018


OK folks, stick me with a fork...I'm done. Cum one, cum all to the Annual General Meeting (which is neither annual nor general) to decide the fate of the kennel.
Where: Esposito's Restaurant, 1540 Friedensburg Rd., Mt. Penn
When: Tues, October 2, 6:15
What to wear: This is a hash formal event. Gentlemen may be refused service if they present in other than a kilt or coat and tails. Ladies....slutty is a prerequisite. There may be an award for the female who causes the exiting GM to pitch the biggest puptent...
What to bring: a liver (assuming you can rent one) and lot's of cash. Event cash will be $10. Following the voting of the next GM and mismanagement team and presentation of awards, a charity auction will be held and it is not necessary to bid in order to win. Cum buy back those sneakers you left in my SUV.
Hasta La Vista, Bitches!!

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