Wear your Christmasy best trail clothes. Typically we change to fineries for the après - with the bimbos often dressing up (which can equate to slutty if that is how you read it).
Bring a gayly wrapped gift (don't be a cheap bastard and bring MD 20/20) - booze, hashy item or sex toys are a good starting point.
Gift exchange occurs but only after you have to sit on Santa's lap. And what a fine lap it is!
Saturday December 7th 2013
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