Monday, November 4, 2013

Santa F*%k's The Hash

One of the very best hashes of the year. Join Santa on his annual reaming of the pack as we meander around our beloved, but dying, city. Where will it end? Nobody but that old fat bastard and his minions, the evil elves, knows.

Wear your Christmasy best trail clothes. Typically we change to fineries for the apr├Ęs - with the bimbos often dressing up (which can equate to slutty if that is how you read it).

Bring a gayly wrapped gift (don't be a cheap bastard and bring MD 20/20) -  booze, hashy item or sex toys are a good starting point.

Gift exchange occurs but only after you have to sit on Santa's lap. And what a fine lap it is!

Saturday December 7th 2013
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