RH3 #1152 Suburban Sunset Sh!tshow Hash

 

Monday, October 14 - 6:15pm

On-On: Conrad Weiser East Elementary School, 200 Lincoln Dr, Wernersville, PA

Hares: Breast Stroaker and Peeter On A Skeeter

Hash Cash: $5

Halfminds trudging through the suburbs, yelling and screaming, at dusk? What could possibly go wrong?

Daylight is getting shorter by the day and the cold winter is on its way. Join your hares Breast Stroaker and Peeter On A Skeeter as we have one final Monday Night trail in the lovely hamlet of Wernersville. You never know what to expect when we set out looking for beer in the Western Berks suburbs!

You may or may not want to bring a head lamp, as sunset will definitely occur while on trail. Totally your option.  It is the suburbs, so there theoretically should be street lights. 

RH3 AGM #23

 

Another 50 (or so) Hashes have passed, and It's time to once again fill the throne... 

Vote early and vote often!

Join us as we assemble in our hash finest, get drunk, tell stories, give awards, drink some more, tell more stories and ERECT the new mismanagement!

This is a HASH FORMAL event!

Location: Pagoda City Brewing, 101 N. Carroll St, Reading

Hash Cash: $10 for Food (Drinks are on you!)

Hash Gentleman: Kilts or Boxers w/ Nice Shirt

Harriets: Hash Minimal! The less the better!

Don't forget the AGM Auction. Old hab, sex toys you don't want, stuff other hashers left on trail.  Auction anything you want! Items, Actions, Services! Bring items to auction and bring cash to bid!

We will need a head count for food, so please actually RSVP if you are planning on attending

RH3 #1151 40th Analversary Hash

 

Sunday, September 22, 2024 - 11:00 AM

Where: Corner of Reading Blvd and Plymouth Place, Wyomissing (There's two corners, so look for the one where the hashers are. That's probably the correct one)

Hares: Bad Semen & Dogbreath

Hash Cash: $5

40 Years of Debauchery in Reading have to be celebrated, and the only place to do it right is where it all began...

After boozing it up the night before at Optopussy's 50th Trail celebration, cum lose the hangover by raising hell in Wyomissing. The landscape has certainly changed in this area of town in 40 years, but one thing hasn't...The location!

On-On to the Next 40 Years!

RH3 #1149.69 Bookend Bike Hash

 

One last ride before Opto’s 50th!

Hares: Foot Fairy and Shmamazon Prime

On-On: Antietam Pool, 905 Byram St, Reading, PA

Hash Cash: $5

Bring a light. Also, a bike would be a good idea too.

RH3 #1149 "What goes up, must cum down" Hash

 

Monday, August 26, 2024 - 6:15pm

Hares: Cougarbait & Just Karla

On-On: 809 Hill Rd, Wernersville

Hash Cash: $5

RH3 #1150 Optopussy's 50th!!

 

Saturday, September 21 - 2:00pm

HashRego Link

The reign of the bimbo of Reading H3 is coming to an end! For 50 trails, Optopussy has led this merry band of misfits through the shiggy and streets of the Reading area, and now it's time to celebrate our Grand Fine'Ass with a celebration for her 50th and final trail as GM!

Trail will begin at 2:00pm at 2396 Lancaster Pike in Shillington. Following trail, an on-after celebration will be held at Fawn Hill Hop Yard. In addition, the following day (9/22) is the 40th Analversary of the Reading H3 kennel. A fat boy trail is being planned to celebrate the event.

Rego cost is $35. This includes trail, swag, and food and beer at the On After. Dinner is being catered by Mission BBQ and beer and seltzers/ciders will be provided.

IMPORTANT: Rego is necessary to confirm our numbers for catering!! If you have not completed Rego, you are not counted for dinner!

Out of towners: There is a hotel just down the street from both the start and on-after. Please consider this option for a safe night after the festivities, or if you also plan on joining us for the Analversary Trail.

RH3 #1148.69 Float Hash

 

Sunday, August 11 - 11:00 AM

On-On: Brentwood Trailhead  (40.31428° N, 75.92424° W) 

Hash Cash $5. 

Standard float protocol. Cougar will collect floats and river beers and deliver to float launch point. Please remember there will be a trail!!! Don’t come to on on in flip flops and a bikini unless you plan to run in that to the float start! We’re looking at you, Mammarellas…