RH3 #1187 Santa F*cks The Hash

 

Saturday, December 13th - 1:30 PM

On-On: Reading City Park, Columbus Drive Parking Lot

Hash Cash: $20

Hares: NFB & Dogbreath

Don't forget your gayly wrapped gift for fellow hashers and your festive apparel!!

Also, still collecting new, unwrapped toys for Toys for Tots! Bring your donation with you to trail!

RH3 #1186 The Horny Ginger Hash

 

Sunday, November 30 - 2:00 PM

On-On: Wernersville Train Station Parking Lot, 20 E Penn Ave, Wernersville

Hares: Horn of Plenty and Ginger Snatch

Hash Cash: $5

Trail A-B

Enjoy your Thanksgiving, stuff yourself with all the carbs, get all your shopping done on Friday, get all your holiday decorations up, and end your holiday weekend with a Western Berks romp with Horn of Plenty and Ginger Snatch leading us through the suburbs!  Trail is A to B, and there will probably be a bag car, in case you need that!

RH3 #1183 Kinder, Gentler Hash

 

It was June 2025.  The Gateway To Summer Hash. Celebrating the start of the warm weather, long days and the summer solstice.  Or at least that was the plan.  What we got was the hottest day of the year, a longggg trail, and a desperate desire for water.  Our hare felt bad.  Or as bad as a hare might feel.

As the weather cools down, that hare wants another chance. A chance to be kinder, gentler and show he's not a bad guy after all.  Come see what our here has in store, and see if there's some water this time!

On-On: 3800 Shillington Plaza, Reading, PA 19607 (At the Harbor Freight end of the lot)

Time: 2:00 PM

Hare: Dances With Whores

Hash Cash: $7

Reading H3's Boozy Vacation

 

Reading H3’s Boozy Vacation

UPDATED WITH TRAIL DETAILS!

For the first time ever, we are taking this sh*tshow on the road!  Join us as we present “Reading H3’s Boozy Vacation”.  We are heading to the beaches of Delaware for a weekend of trails, debauchery and Hamm’s!

When: 

November 15 & 16, 2025

Trails:

RH3 #1184: Saturday November 15 - 2:00 pm

ON-ON: Revelation Brewing, 19841 Central St, Rehoboth Beach, DE 19971

RH3 #1185: Sunday, November 16 - 2:00 pm 

ON-ON: Bethany Brewing, 38450 Hickman Rd, Ocean View, DE 19970

Hash Cash / Rego:

(collected at On-On)

$40 for both trails

$25 for one trail

Includes sweet commemorative hab, beer on trail and apres after trail.

**There will be choir practice post on-after on Sunday at Breast Stroaker and Legal Easy's place in Ocean View.**

**Bike Rides are also being planned for Friday Afternoon and Saturday Morning for anyone interested**

NOTE: All accommodations for the weekend are on your own!  RH3 does NOT have any room blocks or pre-determined accommodations.  Many hotels and motels will be using off-season rates. Also could gather a group of hashers for an AirBNB or House Rental for the weekend. There are RV parks/campgrounds in the area if you prefer to bring your own accommodations.

RH3 #1182 Meet Me At The D Hash

Sunday, October 19 - 2:00 PM

UPDATED START LOCATION!!

On-On: Mt Gretna Hideaway, 40 Boulevard Ave, Mt Gretna

Hares: Phoof There It Is & Pretty When I'm Drunk

Hash Cash: $7

Did you know? Phoof, despite having Reading as his mother kennel, has NEVER hared a Reading H3 Trail?  He's hared all around us, but never in us.  

That changes NOW!  Join Phoof and Pretty for what should be a wonderful trail in scenic Mount Gretna.  Details are scant on what the theme is or what the name means.  When asked, the hares provided a simple response: "You'll see"

Highly Technical Map provided by the hares for starting

RH3 #1181 Andre The Giant Hash

 

When: Saturday, October 4 - 2:00 pm

On-On: Schlegel Park Pool Parking Lot, 100 E Wyomissing Blvd, Reading, PA

Hares: Sex Toys For Tots and Peeter On A Skeeter

Hash Cash: $7

Trail will include Turkey/Eagle splits

n the mid-80s, professional wrestling was entering the mainstream, incorporating the music and entertainment world and creating a cultural phenomenon when Saturday Night’s Main Event would be broadcast in place of that week’s Saturday Night Live.  Wrestlers became household names overnight.  Hulk Hogan, “Macho Man” Randy Savage, “Rowdy” Roddy Piper, and one gigantic name, Andre the Giant.  A 7’4” 500 lb monster of a man, also known for his role in The Princess Bride, was quite human specimen.  And in the 80s, his travels often brought him through Reading.  In fact, one night here in Reading, Andre consumed 127 beers and passed out in the hotel lobby.  He was so big, so massive, he could not be awakened or moved, so hotel staff covered him with tablecloths and let him sleep it off.

Sounds like acceptable hash behavior. And the fact that this happened in our own city is a reason to celebrate! While Andre is not known to have been a hasher, he certainly would have gotten his hash cash worth of beer on trail. Reminisce with us, feel free to dress in your favorite pro wrestling shirts or costumes, and let’s see if we can consume 127 beers as a collective!

There will be turkey/eagle splits for walkers and those who wish to take it easy as a precursor to Blues Cruise.  Also will work well as a pre-lube for Saturday Evening Oktoberfest at the Liederkranz!

RH3 #1180 41st Analversary Hash

 

Back to the place where it all began! I’m sure the neighbors are waiting to greet us with open arms!

On-on: Corner of Reading Blvd and Plymouth Place, Wyomissing, PA

Hare: Any Crack’ll Do

Hash Cash: $6