RH3# 1141 Never Forget Your Wingman Hash

 

Join hares Dry Dolly and Down in Front for a Monday night trail. Bring your aviators, Top Gun knowledge and perhaps a puke bag… 

Monday, April 22 - 6:15pm

Hares: Dry Dolly and Down In Front

On-On: 100 Cleveland Avenue, Reading, PA 19605

Hash Cash: $6 

RH3 #1140 Total Eclipse Of The Hash

 

What do a solar eclipse, a hash and Skeeter’s birthday all have in common? All are better with a total blackout. Join us for the first Monday Night hash of the summer and see if you can drink enough Hamm’s to fix the vision you impaired by staring at the sun. 

Disclaimer -- Optopussy strongly advises against looking directly at the eclipse, but is totally all in on blacking out.

Monday, April 8 - 6:15 PM

Hares: Optopussy and Peeter On A Skeeter

On-On: Ken Grill Pool, 730 High Blvd, Kenhorst

Hash Cash: $5

Dry Bag: Probably

RH3 #1139 Good Stuff Cheap Hash

 

Sunday, March 17th - 2:00PM

Hare: Dances with Whores

On-on: Ollie’s Bargain Outlet 
2251 Lancaster Pike, Reading, PA 19607

Hash Cash: $7

RH3 #1138 Leap Day Short Straw Hash

 

There are so many ways you could spend the extra day we get in 2024… you could spend the day doing coke and having sex, you could spend all day breaking champagne bottles on a mega yacht, you could even try to spend the extra day flying around the world in reverse and making it an extra two days. But realistically you’re much more likely to spend it with us at Sly Fox for a short straw hash! If you don’t know what a short straw hash is, show up at sly Fox at 6:15 and Foot and Opto will explain it. When have we ever steered hashers wrong?

Thursday, February 29th - 6:15pm

On-On: Sly Fox (820 Knitting Mills Way, Wyomissing)

“Hares":  Foot Fairy and Opto-pussy. 

RH3 #1137 The Old Fashion Hash

 

Once in a while we try to be sophisticated and instead of slugging Hamm’s, we slug Old Fashions. Well three times we’ve tried this. So cum to the 4th time of Cougar Bait and Toe-fu getting all fancy and shit. Word is there will still be Hamms too.

 

Sunday, February 25th - 2:00pm

On-on: Rustic Park (1314 Haycreek Rd, Birdsboro)

Hares: ToeFU and Cougar Bait

 

Hash cash: $5

RH3 #1136 10th Anal Groundhog's Day Hash

Sunday, February 11, 2024 - 2:00pm

Copied from year one.............since its 10th anal

On this day in 1887 was the first gathering at Gobbler’s Knob in Punxsatawney PA to wait to see if a Groundhog was going to see his fucking shadow!??!!…..I am sure it was just a reason to get together and drink. But seriously, if the anniversary of an event that occurred at Gobbler’s Knob isn’t hash-worthy, I don’t know what is. Cum join us to celebrate the groundhog, one hell of a funny movie, and yes a reason to drink and act a fool!

Your Hares - Foot Fairy & Horn O' Plenty

Where - 40.358313, -75.874252 - Or the Lot at Antietam lake on Angora Rd. If that lot fills we will will figure it out.

Hash Cash - $5

Trail - A to ................................

Time: 2PM

FOR SALE – Some Hash Apparel will be for sale…Arm Warmers to be exact. $15 for those interested, they will be embroidered with “Reading HHH Groundhogs Day 2014” (This years will say 2024....obviously)

Also, as always your comfort is our primary concern be sure to pack a dry bag with plenty of WARM/DRY clothes!!!!

RH3 #1135 The Hervé Villechaize Hash

 

Sunday Sunday Sunday!! Cum join us to sweat out that beer, booze or meat, and to see one of our favorite out of towners, back just for the weekend!!

When: Sunday, January 21 - 2:00pm

On-On: SRT Angstadt Lane Trailhead, Angstadt Lane, Birdsboro, PA

Hares: Any Crack'll Do & One Knee Wonder

Hash Cash: $5