RH3 #1189 Three Brothers Hash

 

Sunday, December 21 - 2:00 PM

On-On: 1100 Park Rd, Blandon, PA

Hares: Stupid Brother, Dumb and Dumber and Other Brother Darrell

Hash Cash: $5

Bring a TV Dinner! TV dinners will be cooked after trail at the bakery.

RH3 #1188 Boilo Hash

 

Thursday, December 18 - 5:45 PM

Hare: Breast Stroaker

On-On: Mike's Tavern, 135 Exeter St, Reading, PA

Hash Cash: $1

Join us for the time honored tradition of the Boilo Hash. We'll do a short trail, followed by a wonderful night of sampling Reading's finest collection of the Skook's traditional Boilo at Mike's annual Boilo competition.

RH3 #1187 Santa F*cks The Hash

 

Saturday, December 13th - 1:30 PM

On-On: Reading City Park, Columbus Drive Parking Lot

Hash Cash: $20

Hares: NFB & Dogbreath

Don't forget your gayly wrapped gift for fellow hashers and your festive apparel!!

Also, still collecting new, unwrapped toys for Toys for Tots! Bring your donation with you to trail!

RH3 #1186 The Horny Ginger Hash

 

Sunday, November 30 - 2:00 PM

On-On: Wernersville Train Station Parking Lot, 20 E Penn Ave, Wernersville

Hares: Horn of Plenty and Ginger Snatch

Hash Cash: $5

Trail A-B

Enjoy your Thanksgiving, stuff yourself with all the carbs, get all your shopping done on Friday, get all your holiday decorations up, and end your holiday weekend with a Western Berks romp with Horn of Plenty and Ginger Snatch leading us through the suburbs!  Trail is A to B, and there will probably be a bag car, in case you need that!

RH3 #1183 Kinder, Gentler Hash

 

It was June 2025.  The Gateway To Summer Hash. Celebrating the start of the warm weather, long days and the summer solstice.  Or at least that was the plan.  What we got was the hottest day of the year, a longggg trail, and a desperate desire for water.  Our hare felt bad.  Or as bad as a hare might feel.

As the weather cools down, that hare wants another chance. A chance to be kinder, gentler and show he's not a bad guy after all.  Come see what our here has in store, and see if there's some water this time!

On-On: 3800 Shillington Plaza, Reading, PA 19607 (At the Harbor Freight end of the lot)

Time: 2:00 PM

Hare: Dances With Whores

Hash Cash: $7

Reading H3's Boozy Vacation

 

Reading H3’s Boozy Vacation

UPDATED WITH TRAIL DETAILS!

For the first time ever, we are taking this sh*tshow on the road!  Join us as we present “Reading H3’s Boozy Vacation”.  We are heading to the beaches of Delaware for a weekend of trails, debauchery and Hamm’s!

When: 

November 15 & 16, 2025

Trails:

RH3 #1184: Saturday November 15 - 2:00 pm

ON-ON: Revelation Brewing, 19841 Central St, Rehoboth Beach, DE 19971

RH3 #1185: Sunday, November 16 - 2:00 pm 

ON-ON: Bethany Brewing, 38450 Hickman Rd, Ocean View, DE 19970

Hash Cash / Rego:

(collected at On-On)

$40 for both trails

$25 for one trail

Includes sweet commemorative hab, beer on trail and apres after trail.

**There will be choir practice post on-after on Sunday at Breast Stroaker and Legal Easy's place in Ocean View.**

**Bike Rides are also being planned for Friday Afternoon and Saturday Morning for anyone interested**

NOTE: All accommodations for the weekend are on your own!  RH3 does NOT have any room blocks or pre-determined accommodations.  Many hotels and motels will be using off-season rates. Also could gather a group of hashers for an AirBNB or House Rental for the weekend. There are RV parks/campgrounds in the area if you prefer to bring your own accommodations.

RH3 #1182 Meet Me At The D Hash

Sunday, October 19 - 2:00 PM

UPDATED START LOCATION!!

On-On: Mt Gretna Hideaway, 40 Boulevard Ave, Mt Gretna

Hares: Phoof There It Is & Pretty When I'm Drunk

Hash Cash: $7

Did you know? Phoof, despite having Reading as his mother kennel, has NEVER hared a Reading H3 Trail?  He's hared all around us, but never in us.  

That changes NOW!  Join Phoof and Pretty for what should be a wonderful trail in scenic Mount Gretna.  Details are scant on what the theme is or what the name means.  When asked, the hares provided a simple response: "You'll see"

Highly Technical Map provided by the hares for starting

RH3 #1181 Andre The Giant Hash

 

When: Saturday, October 4 - 2:00 pm

On-On: Schlegel Park Pool Parking Lot, 100 E Wyomissing Blvd, Reading, PA

Hares: Sex Toys For Tots and Peeter On A Skeeter

Hash Cash: $7

Trail will include Turkey/Eagle splits

n the mid-80s, professional wrestling was entering the mainstream, incorporating the music and entertainment world and creating a cultural phenomenon when Saturday Night’s Main Event would be broadcast in place of that week’s Saturday Night Live.  Wrestlers became household names overnight.  Hulk Hogan, “Macho Man” Randy Savage, “Rowdy” Roddy Piper, and one gigantic name, Andre the Giant.  A 7’4” 500 lb monster of a man, also known for his role in The Princess Bride, was quite human specimen.  And in the 80s, his travels often brought him through Reading.  In fact, one night here in Reading, Andre consumed 127 beers and passed out in the hotel lobby.  He was so big, so massive, he could not be awakened or moved, so hotel staff covered him with tablecloths and let him sleep it off.

Sounds like acceptable hash behavior. And the fact that this happened in our own city is a reason to celebrate! While Andre is not known to have been a hasher, he certainly would have gotten his hash cash worth of beer on trail. Reminisce with us, feel free to dress in your favorite pro wrestling shirts or costumes, and let’s see if we can consume 127 beers as a collective!

There will be turkey/eagle splits for walkers and those who wish to take it easy as a precursor to Blues Cruise.  Also will work well as a pre-lube for Saturday Evening Oktoberfest at the Liederkranz!

RH3 #1180 41st Analversary Hash

 

Back to the place where it all began! I’m sure the neighbors are waiting to greet us with open arms!

On-on: Corner of Reading Blvd and Plymouth Place, Wyomissing, PA

Hare: Any Crack’ll Do

Hash Cash: $6

RH3 #1179 Family Hash

 

Sunday, September 14th - 2:00 PM

Join us for the first family hash in almost 2 years!  Cums With Children and Just Erin have brought their children to past hash events, so it's only fitting they welcome everyone else's!  That includes four-legged friends as well!

On-On: 329 Blacksmith Rd, Douglassville, PA

Hares: Cums With Children and Just Erin

Hash Cash: $10 per Family (or $5 if you're a solo hasher)

Trail is A-A

Parking available across the street along Pleasant Meadow Dr.

All family members and four-legged friends welcome!

RH3# 1178 Pivot! Pivot! Hash

 

Monday, September 8 - 6:15pm

Occasionally, life requires a Pivot.

Hares: Breast Stroaker and Legal Easy

On-On: Railroad House, 152 Woodrow Ave, Sinking Spring

Time: 6:15pm

Hash Cash: $5

Pre-lube at Railroad House

RH3 #1177 Float Hash

 Saturday, August 23 - 11:00 AM

On-On: SRT Brentwood Trailhead, Morgantown Rd & Brentwood Dr, Reading, PA

Hares: Breast Stroaker, Cougar Bait & Any Crack'll Do

Hash Cash: $5

Short Trail, BYOB for the float. Truck will be at the On-On to load floats and will take them to the float start.

WE WILL BE PAINTING THE ROCK!

Apres to Follow.

RH3 #1176 Bike Hash

 

It's time for a BASH!!  Grab your wheels and and get ready to ride!

Monday, August 11 - 6:15pm

OnOn: Old cAnal Street Pub Lot, 535 cAnal St, Reading, PA

Hare: Foot Fairy and a Mystery Hare

Hash Cash: $7

Helmet: Yes

Light: Maybe?

RH3 #1175 We're Not Dead Yet Hash

 When: Monday July 28th, 6:15pm

Where: 13 Jefferson Place, Bernville PA 19506 (park on the grass)

Hash cash $5

Your Hares: SwampThing, Stupid Brother, Bad Semen

Come join those same Septuagenarians (look it up) that brought you the Medicare, Summer of 69 and Still Sexy at 70 hashes as they go for a romp (as much as we can romp) through the hills and dales of the Blue Marsh area.

Strongly recommended: dry bag, towel, insect and tick repellant

Also recommended: defibrillator, denture cream, Rogaine, Viagra, Miralax, a box of Depends and anything else that will endear you to the hares.

RH3 #1174 Tall Hot Ginger Summer Hash

 

Monday, July 14 - 6:15 PM

The days are long and hot, and it's perfect weather for tall Down In Front and the lovely Ginger Snatch to take us on a romp through Wyomissing.  We'll be starting on Berkshire Blvd, in the old hotel parking lot.  You may remember it as the Sheraton, as you sipped drinks in Good Nites Lounge.  Or perhaps you remember it as the Crowne Plaza with the Hooters in the back parking lot.  And maybe, to you, it's just been an overgrown, vacant monstrosity.  So, dodge the potholes and join us for a hot (and based on the recent weather, likely wet) time making new memories!

On-On: Berkshire Blvd, Wyomissing PA, Parking lot behind the Old Sheraton/Crowne Plaza near Mission BBQ. (Between Paper Mill Rd and Crossing Dr)

Hares: Down In Front and Ginger Snatch

Hash Cash: $10

Trail: A to B - Dry bag car will be available

RH3 #1173 4th of July Hash

 

Friday, July 4th

ON-ON: 5:39 AM

Former Captain’s Cove back parking lot at 2619 Hill Rd, Reading 

(Park in the Parking Lots BEHIND the old Captains Cove / Mountain Springs and NOT at the restaurant itself)

(40.3450595, -75.8846404)

Back to Captain’s Cove for one last hurrah before the new owners drive it out of business again. 

Celebrate kicking Englands Ass with RH3. This year is A-B trail with a serious Turkey /Eagle Split. 

Plan accordingly. Your comfort is our primary concern.

Hash Cash is $20.00 for hash, breakfast buffet. Bring your own cash for carbombs.

RH3 #1172 Gateway To Summer Hash

Monday, June 23 - 6:15pm

The days are long, the temperature is (finally) heating up. The solstice is upon us! Get summer started off on the right foot with a hash!

Hares: Dances With Whores and Took My Mom To Plowville

On-On: 1020 Grings Hill Rd, Reading PA 19608 (Tower Health Gateway Building Parking Lot Area)

Hash Cash: $7

RH3 #1171 Mile'd and Hungover Hash

 

Monday, June 9 - 6:15pm

Location: 503 Wilson Place, Reading, PA 19607

Hare: Any Crack'll Do

Hash Cash: $7

It's Monday Evening.  You're coming off a long day at work, hungover by the decision you made on Sunday. You thought 4 beers and a 1-mile run were no problem.  You're beginning to realize you were wrong, very wrong.

Whether you call it a recovery r*n or hair of the dog, the only way to get over pour hash decisions is to make more pour hash decisions.  And Crack, has exactly the medicine you need!

RH3 Beer Mile Social

 

RH3 Beer Mile Social

Sunday, June 8 - 2:00pm

Hares: International Man of Pleezure, Two Men-o-nite, Optopussy. 

Location: 410 N Wyomissing Avenue, Shillington 19607

Have you ever wanted to chug a beer and then run a quarter mile and then repeat that 3 more times?!  Now is your chance to put your esophageal skills to the challenge to chug, burp and r*n. 

We will have apres beer and burgers, dogs etc. 

Participants are in charge of bringing their own 4 beverages for the beer mile. Official Rules say the beer must be 5% , frankly we don’t care, just make sure it’s carbonated… 

If you don’t think you can do all four laps, we will have a 2 person relay division….

And if you feel a little pukey, just cum and cheer on your fellow half minds!!

RH3 #1170 Not My First Rodeo Hash

Monday, May 19, 2025 - 6:15 PM

 

Hares: Urban Dicktionary and One Knee Wonder

On-On: Antietam Lake area (exact location tbd)

Hash Cash: $7

Over 2 years ago on a cold January day, Urban Dickionary co-hared his first trail….and hasn’t hared since. But much like a rodeo, it only takes one to become an expert. 

Break out your daisy dukes and ass-less chaps. Dust off your cowboy boots and hats.  Whether you’re going classic cowpoke, hillbilly deluxe, or white trash couture, we want to see you dressed to impress on trail or apres (or both 🤠) 

Giddy up! It’s gonna be a hoedown showdown. 

And if you’re bummed you missed Urban Dick at STINKO, here’s a second chance to see him saunter in style. Yee Haw and Yippee Ki Yay, ya fuckers!

RH3 #1169 Red Dress Hash

Saturday, May 10th

2:00 PM 

On-On: Hampden Park (Near Reading Senior High School - GPS Input 'Hampden Park')

Hares: Breast Stroaker, Legal Easy & Swampy

Hash Cash: $20

It's time to dig in your closet, head to Goodwill or update your Amazon cart and secure your red dress!!

Breast, Legal and Swampy have prepared this year's Red Dress trail. 

We are once again raising money for Veterans Making a Difference to serve a meal to vets at their center in basement of Hope Rescue Mission. There will also be an auction after trail so bring extra cash to bid on fun things! 

RH3 #1168 The Eras Trail (Hashers' Version)

 

 April 27, 2025 at 2:00 PM

On On: The old Fulton Bank next to Austin’s 

Hares: ExCoGi, Nasty Panties & Casting Couch

Hash Cash: $5 and your reputation

Dress to impress in your best T. Swift inspired outfit

The Eras Trail (Hashers’ Version)
Nice to meet you, where you been? We can show you incredible things.

We knew you were trouble when you walked in, so we decided to give you a hash that will leave you enchanted, exhausted, and possibly crying at a drink check.
Your anti-heroes (hares) – Casting Couch, ExCoGi, and Nasty Panties – are bringing the sparkle, the drama, and the down-downs for a Taylor Swift–themed romp.

Get ready to shake it off with an homage to heartbreak, sparkle, alcohol, and questionable decisions.
Tell all your friends you can’t come to the phone on April 27th. Why? Oh, 'cause...
We’re gonna be happy, free, confused, and lonely at the same time. It’s miserable and magical. Oh yeah.

This hash is for you if you:

• Been drunk in the back of the car / Cried like a baby coming home from the bar

• Have a long list of ex-lovers who’ll tell us you’re insane

• Have champagne problems

• Got a smile that could light up this whole town

• Are young and reckless (old and semi-responsible is acceptable, we guess)

• Stay out too late, got nothing in your brain... at least that’s what people say

We’ve got bad blood, wildest dreams, and a blank space with your name on it.
So let the players play, the haters hate, heartbreakers break, and fakers fake.
'Cause we’re just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake it off, shake it off—
Or maybe shake it on(on).

Dress code:
Eras-inspired fits encouraged - Channel your inner cardigan queen, snake goddess, sparkle-drenched Lover, or sad girl in flannel. Sequins, fringe, black eyeliner, or pastel chaos—bring the drama, the sparkle, and your most iconic Taylor fit. 

We don’t know about you, but we’re feelin’ 22 (and mildly hungover already).
So show up, speak now, and prepare to never, ever get sober together.
Let’s get down to this sick beat and make the whole place shimmer.
You can tell us when it’s over if the high was worth the pain.

...Are you ready for it?

💋 Your hares,
Casting Couch, ExCoGi, and Nasty Panties
(It’s us. Hi. We’re the hares. It’s us.)

RH3 #1167 / Rogue North H3 #83 JOINT TRAIL!

 

When: Saturday April 19, 2025 - 12:00PM Meet, Hares Out at 1:00PM

Where: 109 Adams Road, Greenwich Township, PA 19530 (State Game Lands Parking Lot)

Hares: Breast Stroaker and Packs Em In The Rear

Hash Cash: $7

Dry Bag: Duh.

Hares out at 1:00!

Because we like the punishment...Join us for a joint trail between Reading H3 and Rogue North H3! 

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