Saturday, December 13th - 1:30 PM
On-On: Reading City Park, Columbus Drive Parking Lot
Hash Cash: $20
Hares: NFB & Dogbreath
Don't forget your gayly wrapped gift for fellow hashers and your festive apparel!!
Also, still collecting new, unwrapped toys for Toys for Tots! Bring your donation with you to trail!
On-On: Schlegel Park Pool Parking Lot, 100 E Wyomissing Blvd, Reading, PA
Hares: Sex Toys For Tots and Peeter On A Skeeter
Hash Cash: $7
Trail will include Turkey/Eagle splits
n the mid-80s, professional wrestling was entering the mainstream, incorporating the music and entertainment world and creating a cultural phenomenon when Saturday Night’s Main Event would be broadcast in place of that week’s Saturday Night Live. Wrestlers became household names overnight. Hulk Hogan, “Macho Man” Randy Savage, “Rowdy” Roddy Piper, and one gigantic name, Andre the Giant. A 7’4” 500 lb monster of a man, also known for his role in The Princess Bride, was quite human specimen. And in the 80s, his travels often brought him through Reading. In fact, one night here in Reading, Andre consumed 127 beers and passed out in the hotel lobby. He was so big, so massive, he could not be awakened or moved, so hotel staff covered him with tablecloths and let him sleep it off.
Sounds like acceptable hash behavior. And the fact that this happened in our own city is a reason to celebrate! While Andre is not known to have been a hasher, he certainly would have gotten his hash cash worth of beer on trail. Reminisce with us, feel free to dress in your favorite pro wrestling shirts or costumes, and let’s see if we can consume 127 beers as a collective!
There will be turkey/eagle splits for walkers and those who wish to take it easy as a precursor to Blues Cruise. Also will work well as a pre-lube for Saturday Evening Oktoberfest at the Liederkranz!
It's time for a BASH!! Grab your wheels and and get ready to ride!
Monday, August 11 - 6:15pm
OnOn: Old cAnal Street Pub Lot, 535 cAnal St, Reading, PA
Hare: Foot Fairy and a Mystery Hare
Hash Cash: $7
Helmet: Yes
Light: Maybe?
Monday, July 14 - 6:15 PM
The days are long and hot, and it's perfect weather for tall Down In Front and the lovely Ginger Snatch to take us on a romp through Wyomissing. We'll be starting on Berkshire Blvd, in the old hotel parking lot. You may remember it as the Sheraton, as you sipped drinks in Good Nites Lounge. Or perhaps you remember it as the Crowne Plaza with the Hooters in the back parking lot. And maybe, to you, it's just been an overgrown, vacant monstrosity. So, dodge the potholes and join us for a hot (and based on the recent weather, likely wet) time making new memories!
On-On: Berkshire Blvd, Wyomissing PA, Parking lot behind the Old Sheraton/Crowne Plaza near Mission BBQ. (Between Paper Mill Rd and Crossing Dr)
Hares: Down In Front and Ginger Snatch
Hash Cash: $10
Trail: A to B - Dry bag car will be available
Friday, July 4th
ON-ON: 5:39 AM
Monday, June 9 - 6:15pm
Location: 503 Wilson Place, Reading, PA 19607
Hare: Any Crack'll Do
Hash Cash: $7
It's Monday Evening. You're coming off a long day at work, hungover by the decision you made on Sunday. You thought 4 beers and a 1-mile run were no problem. You're beginning to realize you were wrong, very wrong.
Whether you call it a recovery r*n or hair of the dog, the only way to get over pour hash decisions is to make more pour hash decisions. And Crack, has exactly the medicine you need!
RH3 Beer Mile Social
Sunday, June 8 - 2:00pm
Hares: International Man of Pleezure, Two Men-o-nite, Optopussy.
Location: 410 N Wyomissing Avenue, Shillington 19607
Have you ever wanted to chug a beer and then run a quarter mile and then repeat that 3 more times?! Now is your chance to put your esophageal skills to the challenge to chug, burp and r*n.
We will have apres beer and burgers, dogs etc.
Participants are in charge of bringing their own 4 beverages for the beer mile. Official Rules say the beer must be 5% , frankly we don’t care, just make sure it’s carbonated…
If you don’t think you can do all four laps, we will have a 2 person relay division….
And if you feel a little pukey, just cum and cheer on your fellow half minds!!
On-On: Antietam Lake area (exact location tbd)
Hash Cash: $7
Over 2 years ago on a cold January day, Urban Dickionary co-hared his first trail….and hasn’t hared since. But much like a rodeo, it only takes one to become an expert.
Break out your daisy dukes and ass-less chaps. Dust off your cowboy boots and hats. Whether you’re going classic cowpoke, hillbilly deluxe, or white trash couture, we want to see you dressed to impress on trail or apres (or both 🤠)
Giddy up! It’s gonna be a hoedown showdown.
And if you’re bummed you missed Urban Dick at STINKO, here’s a second chance to see him saunter in style. Yee Haw and Yippee Ki Yay, ya fuckers!
2:00 PM
On-On: Hampden Park (Near Reading Senior High School - GPS Input 'Hampden Park')
Hares: Breast Stroaker, Legal Easy & Swampy
Hash Cash: $20
It's time to dig in your closet, head to Goodwill or update your Amazon cart and secure your red dress!!
Breast, Legal and Swampy have prepared this year's Red Dress trail.
We are once again raising money for Veterans Making a Difference to serve a meal to vets at their center in basement of Hope Rescue Mission. There will also be an auction after trail so bring extra cash to bid on fun things!
April 27, 2025 at 2:00 PM
On On: The old Fulton Bank next to Austin’s
Hares: ExCoGi, Nasty Panties & Casting Couch
Hash Cash: $5 and your reputation
Dress to impress in your best T. Swift inspired outfit
The Eras Trail (Hashers’ Version)
Nice to meet you, where you been? We can show you incredible things.
We knew you were trouble when you walked in, so we decided to give you a hash that will leave you enchanted, exhausted, and possibly crying at a drink check.
Your anti-heroes (hares) – Casting Couch, ExCoGi, and Nasty Panties – are bringing the sparkle, the drama, and the down-downs for a Taylor Swift–themed romp.
Get ready to shake it off with an homage to heartbreak, sparkle, alcohol, and questionable decisions.
Tell all your friends you can’t come to the phone on April 27th. Why? Oh, 'cause...
We’re gonna be happy, free, confused, and lonely at the same time. It’s miserable and magical. Oh yeah.
This hash is for you if you:
Been drunk in the back of the car / Cried like a baby coming home from the bar
Have a long list of ex-lovers who’ll tell us you’re insane
Have champagne problems
Got a smile that could light up this whole town
Are young and reckless (old and semi-responsible is acceptable, we guess)
Stay out too late, got nothing in your brain... at least that’s what people say
We’ve got bad blood, wildest dreams, and a blank space with your name on it.
So let the players play, the haters hate, heartbreakers break, and fakers fake.
'Cause we’re just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake it off, shake it off—
Or maybe shake it on(on).
Dress code:
Eras-inspired fits encouraged - Channel your inner cardigan queen, snake goddess, sparkle-drenched Lover, or sad girl in flannel. Sequins, fringe, black eyeliner, or pastel chaos—bring the drama, the sparkle, and your most iconic Taylor fit.
We don’t know about you, but we’re feelin’ 22 (and mildly hungover already).
So show up, speak now, and prepare to never, ever get sober together.
Let’s get down to this sick beat and make the whole place shimmer.
You can tell us when it’s over if the high was worth the pain.
...Are you ready for it?
💋 Your hares,
Casting Couch, ExCoGi, and Nasty Panties
(It’s us. Hi. We’re the hares. It’s us.)
