RH3 #1156 The Jimmy Buffett Hash

 

Sunday, December 1 - 2:00 PM

Hares: Optopussy and Bad Semen

On-On: Canal Street Pub Parking Lot, 535 Canal St, Reading, PA 19602

Hash Cash: $5

Pre-Lube: Penn Street Tavern, 220 Penn St, Reading, PA 19602

'Why Don't We Get Drunk & Screw'

Welcome to 'Margaritaville'! In honor of the late/great Jimmy Buffett, please join the hares in celebrating the life and times of this great artist. Wear a Hawaiian shirt and the hares guarantee you'll get 'laid'. Just watch out for 'Fins' to the left of you and 'Fins' to the right. Remember to save the date, or 'Come Monday' you will have missed it.

RH3 #1155 The Stir-Up Sunday Hash

 

Sunday, November 24 - 2:00 PM

Hare: Any Crack'll Do

On-On: Blue Marsh Italian Restaurant, 5027 Bernville Rd, Bernville, PA

Hash Cash: $5

The holiday season kicks off this Sunday, the last Sunday before advent. Traditionally called Stir-Up Sunday, this British staple is when families gather together to prepare the Christmas Pudding. 

So join your Hash family and let's see just what our hare has in store for us to celebrate!

Also, per the hare, WEAR ORANGE!!!!!!

RH3 #1154 Sesame Street Hash

 

Sunday, November 10 - 2:00 PM

Hares: Sex Toys For Tots & Silence of the Goats

On-On: Klinger's at the Airport Parking Lot, 2385 Bernville Rd, Reading, PA 19605

Pre-lube: Klinger's at the Airport

Hash Cash: $5

Trail: 3-5 miles, mostly pavement (because Big Bird’s knees aren’t what they used to be)

Guess what, rubber duckies? November 10th is Sesame Street’s 55th birthday, and our hares have a Muppet-y mystery for you to solve! Dress up as your favorite character—be it the Count or a Cookie Monster craving hops instead of cookies—and come see if we can find the secret route to Sesame Street (where every mile’s paved in puns, and flour's just code for "beer checkpoints"). So grab your Ernie hat, bring your Elmo laugh, and let’s make Oscar the Grouch proud by turning that trail into a real can-can celebration!