RH3 #976 Groundhog Day Hash

It's Deja Vu all over again! Our anal Groundhog Day Hash, hared perennially and perversely, by our own Foot Fairy and Horn of Plenty.  

On On: Antietam Lake main lot, 200 Angora Rd., 2/4, 2:00 

Cash: $5

Pre: Liberty Taproom

"You want a prediction about the weather? You're asking the wrong Phil. I'm going to give you a prediction about this winter? It's going to be cold, it's going to be dark and it's going to last you for the rest of your lives!"

RH3 #975 Virginal Sacrifice Hash

So...we don't have any conveniently located volcanos nearby, but I'm thinking a flat rock, high on a mountain, a sharp knife....the hash gods will be appeased.

Hares: Just Lisa, Just Kevin and ToeFU

On On: 1825 Lorraine Rd, Rdg, 1/14, 2PM

Hash Cash: $7

PreLube: the Pike

Come on out and break some cherries....Gang Bang!!

RH3 #974 Cuddle Me Drunk

Cuddle Me Drunk?? WTF?? Who knows what these wanks are thinking?

Hares: GladHeAteHer, One More Hole, Just Brett and Just Sarah

On On: Kutztown Park, off Laurel St. near Solo Labs. 1/6, 2:00

Hash Cash: $7

Pre-lube: Kutztown Pub on Main St.

It's gonna be coooold, Bitches. Wanks might want to break out the fur-lined boxers. Bims...maybe hold off on the razor this week?
Cancellation is NOT AN OPTION!!!

RH3 Winter Keiryoki Nite

It’s that time of the year when we huddle indoors....to drink and to sing. Why, you ask?? Because it’s Swamp Thing’s birthday!! At his age, who knows how many more he’ll have!

Where: Francesca’s, 2101 Howard Blvd, Reading (Mt Penn), Fri 1/5 at 8:00

Cum, drink, sing....be the fool you were meant to be...