RH3 #1157 Santa F*cks The Hash!

 

Saturday, December 14th @ 2:00pm

Hares: No Fucking Brains & Dog Breath

ON-ON: Schlegel Park Pool Parking Lot, 100 E. Wyomissing Blvd, Reading, PA 19611

Hash Cash: $20

Festive holiday attire recommended.

Don’t forget a gayly wrapped gift for a fellow harrier or harriette.

No need for hunting orange.

RH3 #1156 The Jimmy Buffett Hash

 

Sunday, December 1 - 2:00 PM

Hares: Optopussy and Bad Semen

On-On: Canal Street Pub Parking Lot, 535 Canal St, Reading, PA 19602

Hash Cash: $5

Pre-Lube: Penn Street Tavern, 220 Penn St, Reading, PA 19602

'Why Don't We Get Drunk & Screw'

Welcome to 'Margaritaville'! In honor of the late/great Jimmy Buffett, please join the hares in celebrating the life and times of this great artist. Wear a Hawaiian shirt and the hares guarantee you'll get 'laid'. Just watch out for 'Fins' to the left of you and 'Fins' to the right. Remember to save the date, or 'Come Monday' you will have missed it.

RH3 #1155 The Stir-Up Sunday Hash

 

Sunday, November 24 - 2:00 PM

Hare: Any Crack'll Do

On-On: Blue Marsh Italian Restaurant, 5027 Bernville Rd, Bernville, PA

Hash Cash: $5

The holiday season kicks off this Sunday, the last Sunday before advent. Traditionally called Stir-Up Sunday, this British staple is when families gather together to prepare the Christmas Pudding. 

So join your Hash family and let's see just what our hare has in store for us to celebrate!

Also, per the hare, WEAR ORANGE!!!!!!

RH3 #1154 Sesame Street Hash

 

Sunday, November 10 - 2:00 PM

Hares: Sex Toys For Tots & Silence of the Goats

On-On: Klinger's at the Airport Parking Lot, 2385 Bernville Rd, Reading, PA 19605

Pre-lube: Klinger's at the Airport

Hash Cash: $5

Trail: 3-5 miles, mostly pavement (because Big Bird’s knees aren’t what they used to be)

Guess what, rubber duckies? November 10th is Sesame Street’s 55th birthday, and our hares have a Muppet-y mystery for you to solve! Dress up as your favorite character—be it the Count or a Cookie Monster craving hops instead of cookies—and come see if we can find the secret route to Sesame Street (where every mile’s paved in puns, and flour's just code for "beer checkpoints"). So grab your Ernie hat, bring your Elmo laugh, and let’s make Oscar the Grouch proud by turning that trail into a real can-can celebration!

RH3 #1153 Hashy Halloween

 

Sunday, October 27 - 2:00 PM

Hares: Just Jeremy & Pretty When I’m Drunk

On-On: Hopewell Big Woods Trail Lot, 165 Center Rd, Douglassville, PA 19518

Hash Cash: $5

Join Just Jeremy and Pretty When I’m Drunk when they scare up some Halloween frights for all the halfminds! 

RH3 #1152 Suburban Sunset Sh!tshow Hash

 

Monday, October 14 - 6:15pm

On-On: Conrad Weiser East Elementary School, 200 Lincoln Dr, Wernersville, PA

Hares: Breast Stroaker and Peeter On A Skeeter

Hash Cash: $5

Halfminds trudging through the suburbs, yelling and screaming, at dusk? What could possibly go wrong?

Daylight is getting shorter by the day and the cold winter is on its way. Join your hares Breast Stroaker and Peeter On A Skeeter as we have one final Monday Night trail in the lovely hamlet of Wernersville. You never know what to expect when we set out looking for beer in the Western Berks suburbs!

You may or may not want to bring a head lamp, as sunset will definitely occur while on trail. Totally your option.  It is the suburbs, so there theoretically should be street lights. 

RH3 AGM #23

 

Another 50 (or so) Hashes have passed, and It's time to once again fill the throne... 

Vote early and vote often!

Join us as we assemble in our hash finest, get drunk, tell stories, give awards, drink some more, tell more stories and ERECT the new mismanagement!

This is a HASH FORMAL event!

Location: Pagoda City Brewing, 101 N. Carroll St, Reading

Hash Cash: $10 for Food (Drinks are on you!)

Hash Gentleman: Kilts or Boxers w/ Nice Shirt

Harriets: Hash Minimal! The less the better!

Don't forget the AGM Auction. Old hab, sex toys you don't want, stuff other hashers left on trail.  Auction anything you want! Items, Actions, Services! Bring items to auction and bring cash to bid!

We will need a head count for food, so please actually RSVP if you are planning on attending