#1094: The break a leg hash

It’s time to pop Just Bill’s haring cherry. Keep in mind this guy shattered his leg while marking trail for a type A running event a few years back… so what could go wrong?! Co-hares are Stupid Brother and Horn of Plenty.

Address above will get you to a parking lot along maiden creek road.

Hash cash: TBA

On on: Monday, June 20th at 6 pm at 1260 Maidencreek Rd, Fleetwood, PA 19522-8685, United States

#1093: Memorial Day Weekend Hash

 Update: On-Out at 1:00!!!!! This is not a road run, come prepared for rocky trails and incline. Turkey/ Eagle options but we’re still looking at 7.5-12 miles depending on the routes you take. 

On-On at the Hamburg Reservoir parking lot. Might be a good idea to meet at Copperz and carpool to the lot. 

Hash cash: $5

Update#1: Copperz Brewery in Hamburg has brewed a special beer for RH3 for this event. They are opening at 11AM on the 28th. Highly recommend meeting here to piss up and car pooling to the start. Parking will likely be tight since the forecasted weather as of now is not looking too bad! 

#1092: ROAM for F.O.A.M

 

When: Monday, May 16th

Time: 6:15pm

Where: Reamstown Community Park (park at the lot closest to the pool)

Your hares: a bunch of old guys

Hash cash: $5 (no Venmo, Paypal, Bitcoin or other bullshit. Bring American dollars)

Pre-Lube: Zia Marias

 

It's been 35 years since the first Roam for Foam hash. The five of us haven't gotten any better, just older. So please join us for Roam for Foam part 2. See you in 2057 for part 3. 

#1091: Red Dress

 

SAVE THE DATE!!! Special Event!!!!

ITS RED DRESS TIME!!!

May 7th. 2pm. Victor Emmanuel’s

Find a pretty red dress that just barely fits you and shave your legs and get ready to run through Berks County to show off that $4 goodwill dress!

Auction to benefit Breast Cancer Support Services of Berks County after trail. So get your auction items ready and come ready to spend money on useless shit so we can help the boobies!

#1090: Off The Rails....

 It's time to break Just Robs Hare Hymen!! Where we're going we don't need rails.......if you live close you may wanna walk. If not you may want to get an uber!

I assume this starting location will stick, it could change maybe check back. Just Rob is new you never know what he has up his sleeve. #ZEEGERMANS

Hares: Foot and Just Rob
ONON: 4/25 @ Ken Grill Pool (For Now)
Hash Cash $6
ONON: 6:15
HTM: When it's solid

#1089: Cheaper Than Gas Hash

 

     Monday, April 11 at 6 pm

Angstadt Ln, Birdsboro, PA 19508, United States

The “Cheaper than Gas Hash”
Figure out how to get there, maybe carpool, whatever you need to do. Hash cash is only $5, $0.89 a gallon cheaper than my last fill up per gallon. I can drive 26 miles on that $5, but come out Monday and you’ll get exercise, beer, booze, and food! How can you go wrong. Join hares One Knee Wonder and Cougar Bait for a Monday evening of entertaining for less than you’ll spend on a gallon of gas. Trail is A-B, hash cash $5. On-On at the SRT Angstatd Trailhead. HTM to follow for the directionally challenged. See you fucks Monday!!!

#1088: Double Cross

 

Sunday,March 27 at 2 PM

It’s Gingersnatch’s and Down In Front’s Analversary! They are celebrating by putting their relationship to the test by laying trail. Anyone who’s laid trail with their significant other knows how this can go.. in the end let’s hope they still want to lay eachother!! Trail is A to B. Bring a dry bag. 

Hares: Gingersnatch and Down In Front
Hash Cash: $7
On-on: Body Zone parking lot (3103 Papermill road, Wyomissing) be discreet with alcohol in the lot