Friday, February 23, 2024

RH3 #1138 Leap Day Short Straw Hash


There are so many ways you could spend the extra day we get in 2024… you could spend the day doing coke and having sex, you could spend all day breaking champagne bottles on a mega yacht, you could even try to spend the extra day flying around the world in reverse and making it an extra two days. But realistically you’re much more likely to spend it with us at Sly Fox for a short straw hash! If you don’t know what a short straw hash is, show up at sly Fox at 6:15 and Foot and Opto will explain it. When have we ever steered hashers wrong?

Thursday, February 29th - 6:15pm

On-On: Sly Fox (820 Knitting Mills Way, Wyomissing)

“Hares":  Foot Fairy and Opto-pussy. 

Sunday, February 18, 2024

RH3 #1137 The Old Fashion Hash


Once in a while we try to be sophisticated and instead of slugging Hamm’s, we slug Old Fashions. Well three times we’ve tried this. So cum to the 4th time of Cougar Bait and Toe-fu getting all fancy and shit. Word is there will still be Hamms too.


Sunday, February 25th - 2:00pm

On-on: Rustic Park (1314 Haycreek Rd, Birdsboro)

Hares: ToeFU and Cougar Bait
Hash cash: $5

Tuesday, January 30, 2024

RH3 #1136 10th Anal Groundhog's Day Hash

Sunday, February 11, 2024 - 2:00pm

Copied from year one.............since its 10th anal

On this day in 1887 was the first gathering at Gobbler’s Knob in Punxsatawney PA to wait to see if a Groundhog was going to see his fucking shadow!??!!…..I am sure it was just a reason to get together and drink. But seriously, if the anniversary of an event that occurred at Gobbler’s Knob isn’t hash-worthy, I don’t know what is. Cum join us to celebrate the groundhog, one hell of a funny movie, and yes a reason to drink and act a fool!

Your Hares - Foot Fairy & Horn O' Plenty

Where - 40.358313, -75.874252 - Or the Lot at Antietam lake on Angora Rd. If that lot fills we will will figure it out.

Hash Cash - $5

Trail - A to ................................

Time: 2PM

FOR SALE – Some Hash Apparel will be for sale…Arm Warmers to be exact. $15 for those interested, they will be embroidered with “Reading HHH Groundhogs Day 2014” (This years will say 2024....obviously)

Also, as always your comfort is our primary concern be sure to pack a dry bag with plenty of WARM/DRY clothes!!!!

Wednesday, January 17, 2024

RH3 #1135 The Hervé Villechaize Hash


Sunday Sunday Sunday!! Cum join us to sweat out that beer, booze or meat, and to see one of our favorite out of towners, back just for the weekend!!

When: Sunday, January 21 - 2:00pm

On-On: SRT Angstadt Lane Trailhead, Angstadt Lane, Birdsboro, PA

Hares: Any Crack'll Do & One Knee Wonder

Hash Cash: $5

Saturday, January 6, 2024

RH3 #1134 🥂Champagne 🥂 Problems Hash


A celebration is in order! ExCoGi is about to celebrate a big milestone, and she wants to let the hash push her over the hill to 40 on her big day! Cum celebrate with us, drink some champagne and make sure it’s a birthday she won’t forget!

When: Sunday, January 14 - 2:00pm

On-On: Conrad Weiser East Elementary, 200 Lincoln Dr, Wernersville

Hares: ExCoGi, Pretty When I’m Drunk, Peeter On A Skeeter

Hash Cash: $5

Dry bag: Always

Pre-lube: Paradise By The Slice

We will pre-lube at the Slice, since our starting location isn’t pre-lube friendly.

Birthday apres to follow!! 

Saturday, December 30, 2023

RH3 #1133 New Couch Day Hash

2024….you’re up!! New year! New me! Haha! Just kidding. Same old Couch. Brand new year of half mind debauchery! 

Monday, January 1, 2024 @ 2:00pm

Hare: Casting Couch

On-on: Hampden Park Pavilion (GPS input Reading High School or Hampden Park)

Hash Cash: $5

Trail: A-B

Dry bag?? You do you! 

Sunday, December 17, 2023

RH3 #1132 Foot Fairy and Just Dave

 Plan on cumming because Foot never has any fun!

Sunday, December 17th @ 2:00pm

Hares: Foot Fairy and Just Dave

ON-ON: cAnal Street Pub (Yes, it's closed, we know), 535 Canal St, Reading

Hash Cash: $5

Cum join us for Just Dave's virgin lay.  Yes, cAnal Street Pub is closed, so pre-lube elsewhere