RH3 #1131 Santa F*cks The Hash

 

Saturday, December 9th @ 2:00pm

Hares: No Fucking Brains & Dog Breath

ON-ON: Field next to Trooper Thorn's, 451 Morgantown Rd, Reading, PA

Hash Cash: $20

Festive holiday attire recommended.

Don’t forget a gayly wrapped gift for a fellow harrier or harriette.

RH3 #1130 Legal's LeTits Hash

 

Sunday, November 26 @ 2:00pm

Hare: Legal Easy

ON-ON: Schlegel Park Pool Parking Lot, 200 N. Carroll St, Reading, PA

Hash Cash: $5

Legal Easy let Tito (the dog not the vodka) choose the trail and location. So sniff her butt lick your nuts and come hash!

RH# #1128 The Prickly Horn Halloween Hash

Hares: Horny of Plenty & Prickly Tits

ON-ON: 10/29 @ 2:00PM

Hash Cash: $5

More details to come!

Come costumed...or not..just what clothes! What should be a hasher's favorite holiday is upon us, Halloween. Join us as we celebrate Halloween the best way we know how, by following a mysterious white powder down an unknown trail led by two of Reading's finest in the search for liquid gold. 

RH3 #1127 Nibblin' Bitches Nuts Hash

Sunday, October 8 - 2:00pm

ON-ON: 330 S. 19th Street, Reading (just up the road from Olivet Boys and Girls Club) 
Hares: Nut Nibbler & Screams Like A Bitch

Hash Cash: $5

Fresh off a plethora of Type A activities, we are led down the trail by Nut Nibbler and Screams Like A Bitch. Who knows what is in store, what we do know is…there will be beverages, there will be flour, and there will be HHHs.

RH3 #1126 39th Analversary Hash

Friday, September 22 - 6:15pm

Where: Corner of Reading Blvd and Plymouth Place, Wyomissing (first corner or second corner depending which direction you’re heading on Reading… you’ll figure it out)

Hare: Any Crack'll Do

Hash Cash: NONE

Time to celebrate 39 years of cumming…same place, same date, same time. I want to see that corner filled with halfminds like a Vietnamese Red Light District with hookers. And since “me love you all long time”, everyone’s hash cash is on me… but since it’s on a Friday and apres locations are likely to be a bigger shit show than the trail itself, apres food and drinks are on you fuckers. See you bitches on Friday

RH3 #1125 The Life's A Beach Hash

Monday, September 11 - 6:15 PM

ON-ON: Brentwood Trailhead Parking Lot
Hares: Nasty Panties & Just Mark
Hash Cash: $7

What does Just Mark and a Swingline have in common? If you know the answer to this, then you know how his latest trip to the beach went. In honor of the day Just Mark couldn’t keep his shit together any longer, come dressed in your best beach vibes attire to give this hare a beach day do-over and more importantly, find out if staples count as head gear in circle.

RH3 #1124 RIBBED....For Your Pleasure Hash

Monday, August 28 - 6:15 PM

ON-ON: 2396 Lancaster Pike, Shillington

Hares: Scroat and Decoy

Hash Cash: $6

Scroat and Decoy invite you to one last f*cking of the Summer. 

And... to make it worth your while, we're going to give you a two-fer! The ON-ON will be right in front of Excitement Video in Shillington so you can get an early start on purchasing your Santa FTH gifts. 

ON-ON is 2396 Lancaster Pike 6:15 PM (park in the undeveloped parking lot between Excitement and Lancaster Pike). We're right there on a state highway, so you might want to pop into a pre-lube next door at Schaylors instead of popping open a can of Hamms in view of the civilians driving on 222.

Bring: $6 Hash Cash & A Dry Bag .